The 12 Days of Strata Christmas

And, have a very merry merry time …

As another challenging year draws to a close, let’s get ready for the festive season with my take on the classic Christmas carol for all strata nerds. Enjoy …

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It’s the festive season, so all you strata people, sing along with me ...

On the first day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... a new strata manager under compulsory appointment

On the second day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 2 notices to comply with by-laws

On the third day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 3 office bearers

On the fourth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 4 quarterly levies

On the fifth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 5 legal actions

On the sixth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 6 owners complaining

On the seventh day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 7 sewer stacks overflowing

On the eighth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ...  8 tradesmen parked in visitor spaces

On the ninth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 9 committee members 

On the tenth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 10 percent interest on levies

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me … 11 un-financial owners

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my strata love gave to me ... 12 proxies for the AGM,

And all together now …

On the twelve days of Christmas, my strata love gave to me -

12 proxies for the AGM

11 un-financial owners

10 percent GST on levies

9 committee members

8 tradesmen parked in visitor spaces

7 sewer stacks overflowing

6 owners complaining

5 legal actions

4 quarterly levies

3 office bearers

2 notices to comply with by-laws

and a new strata manager under compulsory appointment !!!

Please enjoy the festive season.

December 13, 2021

Francesco ...